Do you keep falling asleep in meetings? Here's something to change all that.

WANK Word BINGO

How to play: Simply tick off 5 WANK Words in one meeting and shout out BINGO!

It's that easy!

SYNERGY TAKE THAT OFFLINE STRATEGIC FIT AT THE END OF THE DAY GAP ANALYSIS
BEST PRACTICE THE BOTTOM LINE CORE BUSINESS LESSONS LEARNT TOUCH BASE
REVISITGAME PLANBANDWIDTHHARDBALLOUT OF THE LOOP
GO THE EXTRA MILEBENCHMARKTHE BIG PICTUREVALUE-ADDEDMOVERS AND SHAKERS
BALL PARKPROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVEWIN-WIN SITUATIONTHINK OUTSIDE THE BOXFAST TRACK
RESULT-DRIVENEMPOWER EMPLOYEESNO BLAMESTRETCH THE ENVELOPEKNOWLEDGE BASE
RESULTS-DRIVENTOTAL QUALITYSLIPPERY SLIDETICKS IN BOXESMINDSET
KNOCK-ON EFFECTPUT THIS ONE TO BEDCLIENT-FOCUSEDQUALITY-DRIVENMOVE THE GOAL POSTS

TESTIMONIALS FROM OTHER PLAYERS:

"I HAD ONLY BEEN IN THE MEETING FOR FIVE MINUTES WHEN I YELLED BINGO"
"MY ATTENTION SPAN AT MEETINGS HAS IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY"
"IT'S A WHEEZE, MEETINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME FOR ME AFTER MY FIRST OUTRIGHT WIN"
"THE ATMOSPHERE WAS TENSE AT THE LAST PROCESS WORKSHOP AS 32 OF US LISTENED INTENTLY FOR THE ELUSIVE FIFTH"
"THE FACILITATOR WAS GOBSMACKED AS WE ALL SCREAMED BINGO FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THREE HOURS"
"I FEEL THAT THE GAME HAS ENHANCED THE OVERALL QUALITY OF MEETINGS PER SE ON A QUID PRO QUO BASIS"
"PEOPLE ARE NOW EVEN LISTENING TO MUMBLERS, THANKS TO WANK WORDS"
"BONZA! YOU COULD HAVE CUT THE ATMOSPHERE WITH A CRICKET STUMP AS WE WAITED FOR THE FIFTH DELIVERY"